When men are together, what are they talking about ? Women of course ! (I have to admit that this counts also for women). Therefore I give them 13 reasons to better take a cat instead of a wife.
1. When you are coming home late they don't argue but are happy to see you.
2. A cat always purrs and doesn't fight with you because you forgot to take the garbidge out (for example)
3. she doesn't yammer or complain all the time for nothing (but don't take a siamese)
4. she doesn't spend all the money for clothes and other (in your eyes) useless stuff
5. she does not stay at the hairdresser the whole morning
6. the bathroom is not occupied for hours
7. you can watch TV whenever you want and football (soccer) or other ball games are even appreciated.
8. you only need one rag for shoes
9. you can choose her after age, race and type
10. you can go to bed with more than one
11. you don't have to support a mother in law
12. You don't have to buy her a fur coat
13. she never gets a headache
(This has NOT been written by Mr. Gattino !)
26 comments:
Cute list.
Did Mr. Gattino read your blog:-)??
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You crack me up!
That was a good one (lol).
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That´s a hilarious list (esp. #4), Gattina!
I don´t want to be replaced by a cat, so I´d better not tell Frank about it *LOL*
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LOL Very logical! I'll bet it works for husbands, too.
Yeah, you've got some good points there, but I'd hope that my husband doesn't think I do most of those things....
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That's an awesome list and all very true! I love the picture at the end. Very funny! Have a very Happy Valentines Day:)
:-D
Cats, however, do hog the bed just as much...
Oh Gattina, This is so funny I am laughing very hard!
Very funny! Loved your list.
Thanks for coming by my T13.
Great list! The Siamese breed does do a lot of talking - especially when being ignored. And Chris is right, they do hog the bed. ;)
LOL.
Funny list. Especially like the international symbol
So Mr. Gattino did NOT write these... but I BET he agrees with them!!! LOL! (come on... didn't he even contribute one or two?) I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE your cartoon today! I am sending it to my husband! Yes indeed!
These are so funny. But, I tend to prefer my husband in bed with me. :)
Loved it! My cat actually likes to watch taped NFL games from weeks ago.
:-)
Hehee.. thanks for the laughs!
yup, the same thing apply for men!!
My tt are up!!
Actually when it comes to the marriage sign, I first thought it was a camera he held in his hand, to shoot under her skirt! *LMAO*
Cute list - a nice good read!
Fist I thought the symbol must have been: Please mister postman - but okay then:-)
LOL I love these! I don't know if my husband would necessarily agree with all of them. He says my cat Tigger is quite the whiner and complainer at times and doesn't like how Tigger steals his spot on the couch!
Happy Thursday!!
He-he, this is a great one.
This new symbol of married folks is not ratified by Norway. Here we have equal rights with some exceptions. One is the wife must give the hubby full control over all banking- and credit cards.
Well, for me these 13 rules apply for 2 Manx and one Norwegian. It's like have ones cake and eat it too.
=^.^= =^.^= =^.^=
See, I have 3 pussies.LoL
Ha,ha..But without women to harass us our lives would crumble. Or something..
hahaha, too funny!
Good ones! I love the international symbol of marriage too!
Now if a man said he liked his pussies more than his wife you would automatically assume he was fooling around on her!
oh, those are SOOO funny! i always say i generally prefer cats to people--now i know why!
and cats taught me the only two words you really need to know to get through life: ME and NOW!
roftl
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