TUESDAY LAUGHS : AN ITALIAN GOES ABROAD

Today is a holiday, labor day ! In Belgium it's the use to offer at least one lilly of the valley or a bouquet to your family and friends. So this is my bouquet for you !

Pookie enjoys her sheets !

When we are with people at home or out Mr. Gattino likes to speak english and tell this story with a very strong Italian accent. You know Italians are unable not to pronounce the "r".For example Laura becomes "Lowwwwwwwra". Although I have heard this at least 1000 times during 38 years of marriage, it still makes me laugh. So now immagine to "roll" the "r's" and hear an Italian accent.

The actor with Yanouk (neighbor's dog)

"One day ima gonna London to bigga hotel. In morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss; I talla her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say : "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy !"

Accents can sometimes be very funny, be assured that I don't sink but think !