13 something WAYS TO GIVE A CAT A PILL

Here is FOTO PHERRET

Look at this innocent face ! PC Pookie would never react like that she told me (I am not so sure)

Your vet has prescribed you medication for your cat. 2 pills a day.

1. Pick up cat and held her on left arm like a baby, open cat's mouth with right hand and put pill in. Keep mouth closed for a while, then release mouth and cat. You just have time to see pill spit out and rolling on the floor.

2. Pick up pill and cat and try it once more. Cat struggles and frees herself

5. While looking for plaster and desinfection lotion you just see cat disappearing under bed

6. Put leather gloves on, pull cat out, keep her firmly in your arm holding paws and repeat operation. Cat jumps from your arm, leaves a scratch on your neck, disappears in the garden and the pill in the sink.

7. Take a new pill and call cat. After 2 h, you see a tail. Jump on cat, keep her between knees, and paws with both hands. Ignor cat's hissing and call husband.

9. Husband opens cat's mouth wide put pill far in the throat and keeps it closed for 5 min. Cat protests. Sweat is over your whole body and you are breathless from effort. Cat bites husband, scratches you and disappeares somewhere.

10. You call cat again, put bandages and plaster over your husband and yourself, look for disappeared pill. Clean carpet from blood stains. Cat is sitting in neighbour's garden on a tree. Call firemen. They pull ladder up to catch cat, cat jumps down runs through your legs in the house.

13. You run behind and close the door. Husband explains to firemen. You are near a nervous brake down. You take a syringe, delete the new pill in water, put on a thick jacket and leather gloves and try to get cat out of behind wardrobe with special catnip.

13 a You catch her held her on the floor with one arm and legs and shoot the liquid in her mouth.

13 b Cat struggles, scratches, hisses and flees on the wardrobe. You collapse on your bed. Husband calls vet, tries to get cat from wardrobe with a ladder, falls down, breaks his arm.

13 c You finally manage to get the cat in a cage, husband in the car, drive cat to vet for pill and husband to hospital for broken arm.

13 d You rest in a dark room for 3 days. Cat is happy and healthy, purrs and enjoyes food.

Difference between cat and dog : put the pill in meat, pill and meat gone in a second

Here are cat stories and about the frogstick from yesterday.