On a Belgian webside for children, the children were asked to send in what silly things they had done last week, so I took 13 out and translated them for you :
1. I put a screwdriver in the plug of our living room and blow all fuses of the building
2. We gathered dog poops and put them at a witches front door and waited that she steps in
3. I put glue on the chair of my teacher
4. I carried a hot pot of spaghettis and dropped it on my grandma's feet ! She screamed because her left food was burnt
5. I invited a friend and we painted my room, I don't know why my parents went beserk
6. I put a little firework in our open fireplace for New Years eve and it exploded when dad lighted the wood.
7. I dropped a jerrycan of oil in the garage and dad slipped out and felt on his bottom
8. I laughed loud in religion, because my neighbor had photos of naked women
9. We put stones on the rail and waited for the train to jump out
10. I put the fish bowl on the plate warmer because the water was so cold, I don't know what happened, but all 3 of them died.
11. I wanted to ride the car of my dad and suddenly it went off in our garage door
12. We put the skeleton in our English teachers wardrobe. She got histerical when it fell on her
13. When we were at the beach I shot on women with my waterpistol, it was so funny when they turned around and I could see their boobs.