Pookie looks at The Sun, nice place to nap on !
When I stayed in London at my son's house I took everyday the "tube" (subway) to go to the City Center. And each day the seats where covered by "The Sun" a newspaper which people had left behind. There were not a lot of people in the tube when I went to the city because I always tried to avoid the rush hours.
So I could read "The Sun" in peace and found it very interesting !
For those who don't know, "The Sun" is a tabloid daily newspaper and is published in the UK and Ireland. It has the highest circulation of any daily English language newspaper in the world and publishes about 3.107.412 copies daily ! Their readership is just over 7.800.000 and it has more than twice as many readers as The Times. With me as reader now it makes 7.800.001.
Thanks to The Sun you know everything about politics, celebrities, crimes, weather and global warming.
You can sleep without worry because Tom Cruises daughter has no diarrhea any more and eats well. You are informed how often Mrs. Bush goes to the beauty center, which she badly needed I agree. All marriage fights between Victoria and David Beckham are described in details, you even know the brand of the plate that she had thrown at him.
Today I learned that Britney Spears prays for her Dad and that her hair is slowly growing, if she doesn't shave it off again.
Prince William has at least one new girlfriend per day it depends on the edition time of The Sun. You will increase your general knowledge every day ! You now know that Hillary is using pink toilet paper (with white spots) and that Madonna will adopt a little chinese and not to forget that Elvis is still alive.
Titles such as :
- Judge frees women who forced tots to fight
- Men bit his dog
- Bush boozed found in a bush
- Bratt and Angelina are they drug dealers ?
- Woman found in a deepfreeze
- George Clooney visits center for abandonned pigs
attract of course a lot of people, me included. If you put all the titles together you could make a bestseller ! If you wish to read more just go to The Sun !
(Note from the author : the Titles are invented !)