27.4.07

FRIDAY FEAST 142

Want to participate to a humorous story contest "This Blog Blows My Dress Up" ? It's here : at Shelly Kneupper Tucker's blog "The Eclectic Life"

Pookie is ready with the drink

Appetizer How fast can you type?

That's one thing in my life that I do really very fast. When I typed on an IBM typewriter with a ball, it always jumped out and rolled to my boss' open office door and he shouted, "can't you type a little slower, I have to pick that up all 5 min !"

Soup What is your favorite online game?

Answering spams ! They are so funny ! Last time I have even got an email from a "Princess" who wanted me to place 20 mill "which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from". Then she asked me to keep this money for her because " I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me". Isn't that nice ? I will become rich. I suggested her to shoot her relatives.

Salad On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), how intelligent do you think you are?

I don't care, ask the others if they find me intelligent !

Main Course Name three of your best teachers from your school years.

Name three ? who invented that question ? If I tell you it was Mr. Bullshit, Mrs. Catnip, and Miss Getmeaman, how can you check it ? They are all dead anyway.

Dessert What are your plans for this upcoming weekend?

To make a plan for the next weekend.

19 comments:

Melody said...

Hi Gattina, I enjoyed your feast! LOL.

Heart of Rachel said...

Hi Gattina. I haven't played for several weeks but I'm back. After reading yours, I realized how much I miss your jovial answers. Thanks for sharing.

she said...

Very tasty soup and main courses. Had a great time visiting.

Melli said...

LOL! Well... I bet answering Spams is keeping you with a wonderful fresh list of them each and every day!!! I rate your intelligence at 9.3!!! But who really knows? We never get the straight story! ;)

mar said...

Oh, I remember now those IBM typewriters with the ball!! lol!
One of these days we might delete a 10-million-euro email thinking it is spam :)
happy friday!

Deana said...

Nice Feast!

Ginafish said...

Enjoyed your main course and honesty! :) I hope I was half as honest at least! ;)

Ctina said...

Haha! Fun Feast, as usual! Have a wonderful weekend!

jenny said...

i love how u answered ur salad! great feast and thanks for the visit!

amy said...

I always enjoy visiting here..Loved all of your answers

The Bass Player's Wife said...

I love that you respond to Spam. That's so funny!

Linda said...

LOL!! I bet you have fun with telephone solicitors as well. I always enjoy visiting your page. Have fun planning next weekend.

kaliblue said...

LOL @ your answers. Especially about the Teachers *giggles*.
Have a great weekend!

gil said...

your dessert sounds like a great plan
have a great weekend

Kara said...

LOL Great feast! Loved the soup!

Joseph C. Harris said...

Great feast. Your main course cracked me up.

Sanni said...

Miss Getmeaman!!! Bwahahaaaa - you are cracking me up!

Wer hat sich das ausgedacht??? Ich habe diese Woche nicht gespielt, weil ich die Fragen allesamt zu dämlich fand! Aber Deine Antworten sind wie immer klasse =)

Titania Starlight said...

Happy Friday!

Awesome Main Course! You had some very interesting teachers. :o)~

Puss-in-Boots said...

Gattina, I love your sense of humour. Especially about getting a frozen toad out of the freezer to make someone die of fright...the perfect murder, eh? And your teachers...Miss Getmeaman...hahahaha!

Yep, I reckon Arthur and Oscar are related somewhere along the line...they are both funny and mischievous cats.