13 things I heard this morning
1. Your eye is too narrow, make it bigger
2. Your tail is too short, it should lay around your legs
3. Your bottom is too far down, put it up
4. Your head is too big make it smaller
5. One of your breasts is bigger than the other
6. Make your hands bigger, your arm is too thick
7. Your feet seem too big make your legs longer or shorten the feet
8. Your belly button is not in the middle
9. Your eyes are too narrow and your nose too long
10. Your left lower leg is too thick compared to the right
11. Your pubis is not in the middle
12. Your arms are too long, they go under your knees
13. Your ears are too high, they have to be at eye level
Now guess where I have heard this ?
in my painting course
Could happen in a drawing lesson too !
Another "Ascott" hat that I am wearing on our cyber cruise ! Interested ?