22.3.07

13 THINGS I HEAR IN MY FITNESS CLUB

Pookie has her beauty day
1. I put on weight

2. I don't fit in my jeans anymore

3. My belly looks like a football

4. Look at my tighs, they are too fat

5. My bottom, look at my bottom, I look like a horse !

6. I look like a barrel with legs

7. Look at all that fat around my waist

8. My boobs start hanging to my belly bottom

9. I can't see my feet anymore ! I am too fat

10. I put on at least 10 kgs

11. I feel sooo heavy

12. I feel blown up, I will explode

13. Has anybody a remedy for me to loose weight ?

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  • 31 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    Since I've just joined weight watchers for the second time - your list was appropriate on so many levels.

    I'm all about words that being with the letter Z this week.

    Girlie said...

    LOL. Gattina, this is just way too funny. thank you!

    Isn't this like walking to in a perfume store and asking "Do you have anything which smells good?"

    Anonymous said...

    Thanks for making me laugh today, I especially love the cartoons!! By the way, I would like to join Your Cats On Tuesday group, I have never heard of it befor.! I have six of them, so there should be plenty of material!

    MaR said...

    He, he, I guess one can hear all those remarks whenever women talk about weight, except for women under 40 don't know nr 8 will be added to the list soon, lol!
    Love the cartoons!

    Anonymous said...

    Thanks for the info on Cats On Tuesday. I will be sure and do the blogroll and logo. My blog is not about cats, but I have been doing a cat post on Sundays. I shall have to change to Tuesday! Thanks again!

    Michelle said...

    Um...let's see...how many of those have I said this week? Too many. Really funny.

    Coco said...

    Ah, the eternal sentences coming out of women's mouth... loved it :P

    meh said...

    Lol! Guess all women are the same, hey?
    Love your template, by the way!

    Robin said...

    That's exactly why I always wear headphones in the gym!

    Hey, it was you that posted pictures from a trip to Turkey, right? My TT this week is all about living/working in Turkey. For some reason the TT site blocked my comment though, so you need to use the Mr. Linkie if you want to come visit until they sort it out.

    Happy TT!

    Darla said...

    LOL, are there any women who are happy with their bodies? Even my teeny-tiny-21-year-old daughter complains that her thighs jiggle. I try to tell her to enjoy being thin & fit while she is, but I was the same way. *sigh*

    Anonymous said...

    Oh those were funny! That cat in that first cartoon killed me.
    I am headed to the gym this afternoon myself for an hour or so workout.

    Tink said...

    I must have been there, I could have said those. Pookie, you are beautiful just the way you are!
    My TT lists 13 of the cars we owned before our current one.

    FelineFrisky said...

    Just LOVE your cartoons today! LOLOLOL!!! D :)

    Jeanette said...

    Hi Gattina Thank you for passing on the message to Anni I can now view her site.

    I was just starting to feel tired as its after midnight here but decided to pay you a visit before I hit the pillow. Well I laughed so hard at the cartoons im wide awake lol.I think Pookies saying what are the going to do to me now,

    Twisted Cinderella said...

    LOL!! Too funny! I didn't see you standing behind me! LOL

    Durward Discussion said...

    Hilarious. Life is so much easier when you never go near mirrors.

    My face I don't mind it
    I'm behind it.

    Heart of Rachel said...

    That's very funny.

    I have a hard time losing weight 'coz my dear husband is always cooking my favorite food. Note to self: "Excuses, Excuses!" LoL!

    Lazy Daisy said...

    Funny but true. Like the new look too. Very becoming! (and slimming!)

    Anonymous said...

    I think that #5 is insulting for the horses ;-)

    Wonderful list otherwise and especially the comics!!!!

    And a big congratulate to your success work on the blog layout, well done I must say! A big improvement, I love it! You're entitled to be proud over yourself!

    Unknown said...

    Oh my, no truer words have ever been spoken! The pictures were funny too!

    Janet said...

    LOL lots of talkin' going on in that gym, anyone working out?

    Susan Helene Gottfried said...

    You totally need to hang out at my gym. We don't say that sort of thing. Instead, it's all, "She has a great (fill in the blank). I want that, too."

    Happy TT! Thanks for visiting West of Mars!

    Lori's Light Extemporanea said...

    Oh my! We don't do much better at our women-only facility, for sure. I love those cartoons!

    Mercy's Maid said...

    The cartoons were hilarious!

    Melli said...

    LOL! Oh yes! I hear these same remarks -- only pounds for kg! Oooops! I just realized I put my name in the linky -- I didn't play! My bad! Alaska is beautiful today -- but I had problems with the cell phone or something! Couldn't get my message across to Maribeth! Oy!

    Marcia (MeeAugraphie) said...

    Too funny.

    Spy Scribbler said...

    Ugh, my breasts are the same way, LOL. I wish there were a magic pill; I could use the help!

    Happy TT! And good luck! (And cute Pookie!)

    palmtreefanatic said...

    HILARIOUS!!!! love it! happy TT!

    Irish Church Lady :) said...

    And what do you say at your local health club?

    BTW, my Mum had a rug similar to the one that Pookie is on in the post below.

    Going over to check out Alaska again now!

    Jenny McB said...

    Heard at a gym? I hear this at work! it is pretty funny though what people say in public without realizing that others can hear them!

    Love the cartoons.

    Shelly Kneupper Tucker said...

    Just saw you over at jennymcb's blog, so I had to come see the layout you designed. Great job! I'm impressed. And a good TT, too.