When men are together, what are they talking about ? Women of course ! (I have to admit that this counts also for women). Therefore I give them 13 reasons to better take a cat instead of a wife.
1. When you are coming home late they don't argue but are happy to see you.
2. A cat always purrs and doesn't fight with you because you forgot to take the garbidge out (for example)
3. she doesn't yammer or complain all the time for nothing (but don't take a siamese)
4. she doesn't spend all the money for clothes and other (in your eyes) useless stuff
5. she does not stay at the hairdresser the whole morning
6. the bathroom is not occupied for hours
7. you can watch TV whenever you want and football (soccer) or other ball games are even appreciated.
8. you only need one rag for shoes
9. you can choose her after age, race and type
10. you can go to bed with more than one
11. you don't have to support a mother in law
12. You don't have to buy her a fur coat
13. she never gets a headache
(This has NOT been written by Mr. Gattino !)